Shitty B&D recipro saw never looked so good. Jig or "scroll" saws are pretty good for this stuff. With the ubiquity of cordless tools and all with good speed controls anyone with a passion for machinery can do wonderful things. It is possible to fashion a homebrew vac-u-lock dildo holder from the cut off stub of a jigsaw blade and some imagination. Or you can pay $45 dollars for the ready made item for recipro saw or jigsaw. Until you've done this to a willing partner you have not lived.